b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke » Post 2634909 | Search
This is a question I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

Read Latest | Highest Voted

(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
Pages: Latest, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, ... 1

« Go Back

How do you make a dead baby sink?
hollow out its stomach and install taps in its eye sockets
(, Tue 11 Jan 2022, 6:22, 4 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
How do you make a dead baby stink?
You don't have to, they do it all by themselves.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2022, 20:55, Reply)
How do you make a dead baby stick?
Paint it brown and leave it in the forest.
(, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 8:26, Reply)
How do you make a dead baby skink?
Stick a coat hanger up a pregnant lady skink's cloaca.
(, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 8:31, Reply)
How do you make a dead baby skint?
Defraud its grieving parents out of what would have been its inheritance.
(, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 8:32, Reply)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, ... 1