
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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hollow out its stomach and install taps in its eye sockets
( , Tue 11 Jan 2022, 6:22, 4 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

You don't have to, they do it all by themselves.
( , Tue 11 Jan 2022, 20:55, Reply)

Paint it brown and leave it in the forest.
( , Wed 12 Jan 2022, 8:26, Reply)

Stick a coat hanger up a pregnant lady skink's cloaca.
( , Wed 12 Jan 2022, 8:31, Reply)

Defraud its grieving parents out of what would have been its inheritance.
( , Wed 12 Jan 2022, 8:32, Reply)
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