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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
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* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What do you call A taliban with learning difficulties?
Mentally Bin Laden.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 21:50, 7 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
OK, I might need a hand with this one.
I've been trying to say it all sorts of different ways, and I still can't make sense of it.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 9:15, Reply)
maybe 'Ali Bin Laden' is a cousin of the notorious terrorist or something

(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 9:34, Reply)
Ah yes, and maybe he was a member of the Taliban.
Unlike his notorious terrorist cousin, whose al-Qaeda network was allied with the Taliban, but who was not a member.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 10:34, Reply)
haha you said member!!!!!

(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 13:38, Reply)
I think it's just shit

(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 17:12, Reply)
Well obviously a bin is where you put your rubbish so the joke is that he's 'mentally rubbish'
Just like all people with learning disabilities (depending on what criteria you're judging them and how much of a cunt you are)
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 17:33, Reply)
I read it as he's "mentally been ladling", as in thinking of serving soup
perhaps because of his learning difficulties he's never been able to prepare a dish more complicated for his afghani organisation
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:00, Reply)

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