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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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In heaven, there's an app used by Alan Rickman who only has to put on a terrible foreign accent to have food delivered in under 30 minutes.
grUberEats
(Covid69 Boris variant., Thu 31 Mar 2022, 19:40, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
In Germany, there's an app for your phone where you can get mashed swede delivered by public transport
UBahnNeeps
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 21:27, Reply)
UBAHN NEEPS
UBAHN NEEPS
UBAHN NEEPS
U-U-U-UBAHN NEEPS
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 6:41, Reply)
Gar-butt & Willi's, lol

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 12:06, Reply)
Rim Gar-butt & Jizz Willi's

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 12:17, Reply)
Toss bum, here we go again

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 13:25, Reply)
alright Mr C (men)

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 1 Apr 2022, 13:50, Reply)
My club The End had the best bouncers ever

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 14:19, Reply)
Portmanteau, maybe yours will play guitar for The Prodigy's

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 16:21, Reply)

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