I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
What do you call a PC which has a hard drive [fnarr] full of porn?
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cumputer!!!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 15:29,
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latest was 3 years ago)
Which David Jason character sticks to the same brand every time he buys a new PC?
Dell Boy
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 23:49,
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Which David Jason character was in the Spice Girls?
Del B
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 23:56,
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Which only fools and horses character had the faux-Scottish singer from The Faces in place of a leg joint?
Rod knee
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 10:25,
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Which only fools and horses character might you find up the masts of a northern sailing ship?
T' rigger
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 10:43,
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What did young tyler from only fools and horses start calling his mother after one of her leg had just grow?
"Ma Lean"
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 10:46,
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