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This is a question I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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what rhymes with and stinks like poo?
you
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 15:19, 15 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
the loo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 16:01, Reply)
caribou

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 16:01, Reply)
after treading in dogshit, your shoe

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 16:02, Reply)
a canoe, if you shit yourself in it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 16:02, Reply)
Timbuktu
I think it's in one of them shithole countries
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 Apr 2022, 22:02, Reply)
A faecally incontinent jew

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 18:12, Reply)
William Shatner

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 12:48, Reply)
the zoo

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 16:11, Reply)
kinkajou

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 16:13, Reply)
after their sewer system failed, peru

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 16:14, Reply)
an igloo, if you shit yourself in it

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 16:14, Reply)
Snoop Dogg shit

(Covid69 Boris variant., Fri 22 Apr 2022, 10:36, Reply)
None of those words rhyme with "poo"

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 22 Apr 2022, 13:55, Reply)
robert brownink?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 13:42, Reply)
Also, the beach boys' less-popular zzz

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 23:58, Reply)

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