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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Interactive joke - YOUR answer is the punchline!
What is the difference between a fart and art?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 23:45, 12 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
f off

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 8:43, Reply)
can we say 'Hitler'?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 22 Aug 2022, 9:38, Reply)
That's no way to talk about Paul Simon!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 11:56, Reply)
You can be "arty farty", but you can't be "farty arty"!

*looks at b3ta.com/board*

Oh.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 22 Aug 2022, 18:16, Reply)
If you leave one hanging in a gallery, you'll get plenty of people looking disgusted and turning their faces away from it
and the other one's a fart!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 13:53, Reply)
I'm disappointed that nobody else has joined in yet

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 16:00, Reply)
Nothing. They are both produced by arseholes.

(Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 23 Aug 2022, 17:33, Reply)
Yay!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 9:51, Reply)
banksy and stanksy

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Aug 2022, 15:40, Reply)
Two letters and a space.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 23 Aug 2022, 18:25, Reply)
See-Threepio wasn't mates with Fartoo-Deetoo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 6:38, Reply)
If you've previously swallowed a load of coloured paint, you fart over a canvas and you follow through, and your name's Jackson Pollock,
they're the same.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 8:09, Reply)

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