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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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My apologies
Egyptian archeologists have recorded rare fart-like sounds emanating from the mummy of one of the pharaohs.
For lack of a better description, they call this unusual phenomenon TOOT UNCOMMON.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 12:47, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1U4xL69wEc
(, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 23:16, Reply)
I've never heard of tooting common before . . .
Toot Uncommon was the only thing I could think of to adequately punstitute for Tutankhamun.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 23:25, Reply)

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