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I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)

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I'm giving a presentation over a streaming service about an app based on using spanish football tactics in noughts and crosses
It's a tiki-taka tic tac toe tech tiktok ted talk
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 4:21, 11 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

I hope you took it in a tuk-tuk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 8:48, Reply)

he'll have to give a tit for a tat

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 9:08, Reply)

I saw it, and thought that doing it in a Bankok auto-rickshaw was awfully kitsch.
You took a tacky tiki-taka tic tac toe tech tiktok ted talk in a Thai tuk-tuk.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 10:29, Reply)

... you tyke.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 11:29, Reply)

fucking hell mate

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 30 Mar 2023, 13:59, Reply)

get some help

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 14:51, Reply)

from George Takei

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 16:30, Reply)

In turkey

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 18:53, Reply)

take a toke

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 30 Mar 2023, 20:15, Reply)

with a tiki torch

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 31 Mar 2023, 9:45, Reply)

while eating a tikka

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 31 Mar 2023, 9:54, Reply)

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