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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Did you hear about the dinosaur who tried a tar/cannabis blend?
He got stoned! i.e. he got stuck in the tar and his bones eventually turned into fossils
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 12:41, 8 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
I thought you meant he became intoxicated by the psychoactive chemicals in cannabis, which would have been well funny.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 21:26, Reply)
Do you mind if I post the funny version?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 21:27, Reply)
Not at all, please do.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 7:52, Reply)
Any time you're ready

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:05, Reply)
I mean, there's no rush.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 7:56, Reply)
It's a lot of pressure

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 2:03, Reply)
It's OK, we won't laugh.

/Monkhouse
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:54, Reply)
actualol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:37, Reply)

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