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This is a question I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Sililarities
To be honest, there's a similar problem at posh London shop Selfridges; there are a few fridges but they're hidden in the basement.
(Rich4862, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 11:05, 1 reply, 2 years ago)
Silimarities
I asked my pharmacist to help me deliver a lamb, and he was no bloody assistance at all.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 18:00, Reply)
Simimarities
I activated the tractor beam on my starship, and it completely failed to plough any fields.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 8:49, Reply)
I drove my tractor beam through your spacedock last night, Uhura Uhura

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 0:36, Reply)
because William Shatner

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 8:10, Reply)

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