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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Can you explain the joke please?
Of course! The joke plays on a couple of meanings:

1. **"Stuck with the spades"**: In card games, getting "stuck with" a certain card or suit can be undesirable. In this context, it humorously implies that the porcupine, known for its sharp quills, is afraid of getting "stuck" or poked by something sharp, which in this case are the spades (a suit in a deck of cards).

2. **Porcupine's Quills**: Porcupines are known for their quills, which are sharp and pointy. The joke creates a humorous and ironic image of a porcupine, a creature covered in spikes, being afraid of the spade suit in cards, which is symbolized by a pointed shape.

The humor comes from the irony and the play on words, as one would not typically expect a porcupine to fear pointy objects.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2024, 13:22, 1 reply, 1 year ago)
And there was me thinking it was funny because The Porcupine From Purgatory is a notorious racist!
No, the humor in the joke I provided about "The Porcupine from Purgatory" is not based on any themes of racism or any offensive content. The joke is a light-hearted play on words involving the characteristics of a porcupine and the elements of a card game. It's important to keep humor respectful and avoid any themes that could be hurtful or offensive to others. My intent is to provide jokes that are inclusive and enjoyable for everyone. If you have any other topics or themes you'd like a joke about, feel free to ask!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2024, 13:24, Reply)
So AI has learned to be a racist liar?
What a world we live in.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2024, 14:13, Reply)
was it trained on your posts?

(, Fri 5 Jan 2024, 15:24, Reply)
Show me on the doll where brb touched you.

(, Sat 6 Jan 2024, 9:26, Reply)
Why did the Hedgehog From Hell get b&?
Because he told a joke on a comedy website.
(, Sat 6 Jan 2024, 18:29, Reply)
Why did the Hedgehog From Hell get b&?
Fuck knows…but it probably had something to do with Star Wars.
(, Sat 6 Jan 2024, 18:37, Reply)

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