
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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…….yeah…….
( , Fri 31 May 2024, 5:12, 4 replies, latest was 9 months ago)

So I picked up a tennis ball and slowly said "Look, it's like this", whilst making the thicko face.
( , Fri 31 May 2024, 15:26, Reply)

a: …so what about the moon, and all the other planets? They’re all round!
F: That’s what they want you to think!
( , Sat 1 Jun 2024, 5:33, Reply)

I have an in-law who believes in flat Earth, believes space is fake, space travel is all lies and CGI... He also believes aliens are real (they come from 'real' outer space, I presume from other flat planets) and real photographic evidence is visible on several planets and moons in our solar system (which, remember, is fake), ghosts are real, seances are real, chiro is real, magnets can heal you and your dog, covid is fake (except when he has it), the moon is hollow (and also fake), the purpose of medicine is to make people ill and all doctors and nurses are in on it (except for chiro, crystal healers, etc., who have no reason to lie), and I could go on.
( , Wed 5 Jun 2024, 16:13, Reply)

( , Fri 7 Jun 2024, 0:27, Reply)
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