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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Neil asked his friend Chris Barron, lead singer of American rock band The Spin Doctors why he had taken so long at the checkout in the greengrocers.
He replied 'One, or two Princes, Neil, before me.'
(Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:36, 4 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)
did he tell them
to 'go ahead now'?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 11:59, Reply)
also when he got to the checkout, he didn't got no money.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:38, Reply)
His mama was a pyjama and she ain't no good

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 21:44, Reply)
Luckily he had his strombolese though.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 23:00, Reply)

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