I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
What do you get if you cross a male former England football team captain with a spherical item of confectionery and a large ape, mostly found in Borneo?
John Terry’s Chocolate Orangutan
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 15:04,
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latest was 12 hours ago)
Gareth Southgate's Gobstopper Proboscis?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 15:33,
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I loved their John Peel session in 1983
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:49,
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