Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Bit of a mouthfulLast week a fella asked me if I'd like to suck on a Fisherman's Friend. Turned out it wasn't actually an innuendo so he missed out on a blow job.
Edit: good heavens, that's the second time I've come on top of Enzyme today.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:56,
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We've all been there once or twiceAlthough I'm sure it's a lot more memorable in some cases
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:14,
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Bloody hell you twoIs there something you'd like to share with the rest of the group? ,)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:55,
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