Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Inspired by snee.I was in my students union one night drinking and smoking a fag. This beautiful blonde American girl comes up to me and says:
"Can we butt-fuck, do you mind?"
I just about fell off my chair! She then proceeded to use my cigarette to light hers, said 'thank you' and walked off while I sat there with my jaw on the floor.
Apparently, when you use someone else's fag to light your own it's called 'butt-fucking'. Only in America!
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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:48,
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remindsme of my first lads trip to florida a few decades back. My very northern mate Warren wandering into some bar, with us trying to drag him back out. He went straight to the bar, and said very loudly to the quite scary assembled patrons, "can i bum a fag off of anyone?... anyone? rigt scuse me mate, av you got a fag machine? Fags? I need a fag. CAN ANYONE BUM ME A FAG PLEASE?"
I know bum doesnt mean much out there but the sheer look of confusion/hatred on the rednecks faces was something to behold. Crazy merkins.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:53,
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Admittedly, I don't smokebut quite a few of my friends do and, in all the time I've lived in America, I have never, ever heard that used in such a way.
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