Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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wacky racespenelope pitstop has a button in that car marked "vibrator". she pulls it and a big grin comes all over her face.
the dirty pink bitch!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 18:33,
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Thats it, you are going on ignore.I have never ignored anyone, not even on /talk! But I just cant handle any more of your mindless drivel about your apparent OMG!sex filled life. You must fancy yourself as a writer of soft porn or amusing sex filled stories but truth be known it is just shite. I know that there are plenty of spotty internet weirdos out there that gobble up your BS with their cyber hard-ons in hand but I aint one of them.
BYE!
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 18:59,
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It's not that her life is sex-filled...... but that she's a woman.
All she has to do is exist.
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at firsti was pretty pissed off at that. then i clicked on the pigeonnobber's profile.
if he thought i was funny, i'd be worried. what a fucking retard! and i quote:
"Every time I scroll through the phone number list on my mobile
I see the name of one of my freinds (that died of cancer a feww weeks ago) and say to myself "Wont be needing that one any more!"
Makes me smile every time."
amazing he has any "freinds" innit. maybe if he had to use the word more often he'd know how to spell it. he can certainly spell "shite", which is a good start...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:16,
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Pay no attention rachelswipeI think there's enough people on here that would gladly stand up for you...
Christ, I'm off again
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:58,
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Indeed DG...I'm sure many of us would like to join you in bumming up Ms Swipe.....
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I can't find any proof of this, though one of my friends swears blind that it's true...is it an urban legend?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:56,
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i saw it with my own eyeson an advert for the programme on the cartoon network rather than in the actual show... maybe it was something they did to amuse themselves??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:05,
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