"Did you say Foxhunting?"
Back, early on when I was first dating Ms Weasel (who posts here under a different name) I delivered a totally accidental innuendo (through her mishearing).

We had met online, had had phone conversations but had never met in person. So the day to meet face to face came and we headed off to the Ritzy bar in Brixton.

It was September and the low Autumn sun was dazzling us through the high windows in the upstairs bar and I was messing around with the chairs in an attempt for us to be able to see each other and talk. I looked like a dick probably and she was saying *nothing* (for the first and last time).

I couldn't think of much to say either, so I was thinking "topical, topical, what's topical?" - then I hit on what I naively thought was neutral territory - bloodsports!

That same day outside my workplace the pro-bloodsports Countryside Alliance had been noisily demonstrating so I hit upon the idea of asking her what she thought about that.

"What do you think about foxhunting?" I asked (assuming this is a gimme).

She looked a bit startled, looked at her shoes, paused then said "Erm. It's not my favourite thing or anything....um...but it has been known..yeah, I do it."

I'm a bit shocked, there's previously been no mention of vulpine extermination in her social CV, no mention that at weekends she is one of the 'unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable'. So I paused, somewhat taken aback.

She paused too. Then said "Did you say Foxhunting?"

"Yes"

"Oh, I thought you said cocksucking".
(Wascally Weasel now with 100% fewer jokes., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:03, 3 replies)

classic
fair play to her, some girls would have thrown a drink in your face even if you did sound polite!
(muzzvsworld, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 4:20, closed)

you found a keeper then...
get in!
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 20:11, closed)

He just can't get me off
his back...
(Hermioninny, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:22, closed)