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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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We're certainly giving it all we've got.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:30, 11 replies)
I can't believe I haven't
remembered a single frigging innuendo from my own experience

my life is fraught with innuendo, why can't I think of one!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:33, closed)
Maybe yours are rubbish then :p
*is writing a story*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:35, closed)
Make one up!
It's the only way!

Alot of the posts for this QOTW are a bit samey anyway, but I have an idea which I'm hoping will prove popular.

EDIT Damn you Kaol! You'd better not have stolen my idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:36, closed)
rubbish stories
haven't prevented almost everyone else from posting them :-P

saying that though, if I had a rubbish one I'd post it. my mind has just gone blank.

could be because I was heinously stoned last night
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:38, closed)
I'd say that by Monday
The one-liners will have died down, and some proper stories will emerge.

I like the question though, a lot of scope!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:42, closed)
let's hope so
proper stories are always best

how many "so I gave her one" stories do you predict? I'm thinking at least several hundred
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:43, closed)
@Kaol
I hope you're right. My worry is that this'll end up like the insults question: page after page after page of rather lame smut with nary a smile raised...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:45, closed)
You "hope I'm right"?
When have I ever been wrong?
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:48, closed)
*counts*
*runs out of fingers and toes*

*protects fingers and toes from being cut off*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:58, closed)
'Ere!
My countryside frolics tale WAS a real story, I'll have you know! I wouldn't sully my reputation by making things up just to get a cheap laugh, no siree bob.*



*OK, maybe a couple of times. But I was bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:13, closed)
quantity
is no substitute for quality.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:44, closed)

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