crap
a few dumbass swipe comments:

my schoolfriends and i all used to use the word "wank" just to mean old, crappy or shit. still do, really. so when i went to university, and the shower in my little en-suite cabin bathroom leaked, i announced brightly:

"the floor was getting so wet, i had to lie my wank towel on it."

i also trapped my hand in the door and announced loudly:

"god, i've just fucked my finger."

finally, i'd had a restless night after dreaming that a huge python was in bed with me and my ex, oswald. at the pub over drinks, i said seriously:

"i really couldn't sleep last night. i kept thinking there was a huge snake in bed with me!"

at which point oswald preened himself, saying: "ah, that was no snake, rswipe......." and everyone laughed and mocked me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:26, 20 replies)

Awww
I use the word wank to denote anything a bit crappy too.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:30, closed)

...
You coming next Wednesday, 'Swipey?


(tee hee.)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:31, closed)

no
sadly i am away next week. AND for the august one.... i think you guys are timing them on purpose...........

ps: davros - ta - pigeoncrap is a complete twat!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:40, closed)

I'll be coming next Thursday...
If that's what you're talking about?
( Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:40, closed)

@Kaol
Ummm... yeah. Arse.

*checks train reservation*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:42, closed)

For a clever person
You can be really dumb sometimes...

I'm looking forward to meeting you though.
( Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:44, closed)

Enzyme
you got me worried there for a moment - I thought I must have had a moment of spaktardery and put the wrong date up.

Rachelswipe - you're welcome. And no, it's not a conspiracy against you. One of these days the timings will co-ordinate. BobFossil can't do them either for similar reasons.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:45, closed)

@Kaol
Awwwww... thanks.

I'm less dumb than endearingly ramshackle.









Although I can be quite dumb as well.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:45, closed)

It BETTER be next Thursday,
If it isn't then I'm gonna be there on my own...

*excited*

*hopes it's cold*
( Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:48, closed)

trust me
it's Thursday.

*Also hopes it's cold. Or raining.*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:52, closed)

For the sake of contrariety...
I hope it's warm and sunny. I like warm and sunny.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:54, closed)

Noooo!
It has to be flappy coat weather.

Or I'll be upset.
( Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:58, closed)

@Kaol
If you get everyone to meet you on the tube, you could wear it anyway and turn around dramatically as the train goes past for matrix style swishyness.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:05, closed)

When I were a young goth
any weather was flappy coat weather.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:05, closed)

Maybe we could fashion
some sort of flappy chiffon cape for Kaol, seeing as he's being such a girl
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:08, closed)

Well...
*waits to see weather*
*realises that a forecast might give a better idea*

Only goes as far as Tuesday.
Which looks to be hot.

Hellfire and damnation, fuck the weather, I'll wear what I like, when I like.
( Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:08, closed)

*signs up*
*cowers slightly*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:15, closed)

Ooooh!
I'm looking forward to meating meeting you!
( Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:22, closed)

ahhh
More comedy gold from rswipe! I have to say, whatever first-rate dickery oswald indulged in to become your ex, no self-respecting male would miss a chance to preen in that fashion.

Also, I am seriously thinking about thursday, as it would give me a chance to meet some b3ta slebritties in real life, and if any of you are one-tenth as funny in real life as you are on here, I'll have guinness dripping out my nose pretty damn quick.
(Exiled Youth [witty comment], Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:30, closed)

^ sadly
I have a ghost writer that does most of my stuff for me. I'm far too busy at work to get caught up in this B3ta malarkey...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:39, closed)