Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Stiffy ShedI was about twelve and had been dragged to look at sheds with my dad. While he was discussing payment, the salesman asks “would you like an erection?” to which my dad replied “yes it will be easier for you to erect it than me”
By this point I was giggling so loudly that my dad made me stand outside, it may just have been my 12 year old self because neither my dad or the salesman found it remotely funny.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:33, 3 replies)
hahaDont worry, at 26 I'd have found that funny too :)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:54, closed)
me tooand I'm 37
*clicks*
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:58, closed)
And meand I'm not telling you how old I am
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:35, closed)
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