Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Kids' toys
transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Erector
A Transformer called Erector is bad enough (though he does transform into a construction vehicle, and to be honest there were also Transformers called Thrust, Grapple, Clench, Slag, Skids and so on...) but is there any excuse for this Masters of the Universe figure?
www.he-man.org/primary_sects/toys/html/collector_guides/motu_class/toy_pages/fisto.shtml
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:22, 6 replies)
transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Erector
A Transformer called Erector is bad enough (though he does transform into a construction vehicle, and to be honest there were also Transformers called Thrust, Grapple, Clench, Slag, Skids and so on...) but is there any excuse for this Masters of the Universe figure?
www.he-man.org/primary_sects/toys/html/collector_guides/motu_class/toy_pages/fisto.shtml
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:22, 6 replies)
OH no
It is NOT just a British thing! LOL
It has PRECISELY the same connotation over here!
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:30, closed)
It is NOT just a British thing! LOL
It has PRECISELY the same connotation over here!
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:30, closed)
So either these people are idiots
or they're so obsessed with childrens' toys that the "alternative" meanings have escaped them?
I go for idiots. Not literally, you understand.
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:32, closed)
or they're so obsessed with childrens' toys that the "alternative" meanings have escaped them?
I go for idiots. Not literally, you understand.
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:32, closed)
Thank you!
I've just about avoided spraying wine through me nose.
*click*
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 21:01, closed)
I've just about avoided spraying wine through me nose.
*click*
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 21:01, closed)
Did you guys
get Captain Pugwash over there?
As a kid I could never understand why my dad laughed more than me watching it. And then they repeated it when I was a teenager.
"God morning Seaman Stains, what are you up to?"
"I'm just going to go get Roger, the cabin boy."
etc.
( , Sat 14 Jun 2008, 1:40, closed)
get Captain Pugwash over there?
As a kid I could never understand why my dad laughed more than me watching it. And then they repeated it when I was a teenager.
"God morning Seaman Stains, what are you up to?"
"I'm just going to go get Roger, the cabin boy."
etc.
( , Sat 14 Jun 2008, 1:40, closed)
That Captain Pugwash thing...
...is a load of horseshit.
The cabin boy was called Tom, not Roger, and there were no characters called "Master Bates" or "Seaman Stains".
www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.asp
( , Sun 15 Jun 2008, 5:07, closed)
...is a load of horseshit.
The cabin boy was called Tom, not Roger, and there were no characters called "Master Bates" or "Seaman Stains".
www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.asp
( , Sun 15 Jun 2008, 5:07, closed)
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