Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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"That's not the first thing people will think of"From time to time my clients hold what they (and a lot of other companies) refer to as 'Blue Jeans Day'. Although a lot of them do it once a year to symbolise clearing out old files and dumping anything they don't need any more, on this particular occasion they decided to do it once a weekly over the summer, and collect a donation to be sent to a local worthy charity.
So the dear middle-aged executive assistant who came up with this wholesome idea sent a company-wide email announcing it, and inviting everyone to join in for this worthy course.
The email header?
'Every Friday is BJ Day! $10'
Apparently the sound of laughter as one person after another received this email was a sight to behold.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 21:55, 1 reply)
BJ day - i'm going to use that one in the near futurewe have 'mufti' day every friday when we can dress down and wear jeans to work - it is fairly standard for most companies here in oz. sometimes there is a charity donation required but only once every few months and on 'jeans for genes' day which is an annual national charity thing to raise money for, um, something to do with genetics...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 14:49, closed)
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