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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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ass muffins
I hadn't realised what I was buying or I would've stocked up. Cheap at half the price:


(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:10, 12 replies)
Ass Muffins
Everybody's favourite breakfast.

How do Mrs CHCB?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:12, closed)
hiya Sexmonkey
aye, it's making me hungry. Might go and find myself a big juicy sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:13, closed)
Pfft!
That's the first time I've laughed during this QOTW!

Did you have a very lovely weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:14, closed)
busy weekend
with the running and the climbing and the dancing and the catching of a cold.

Yerself?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:17, closed)
That sounds like fun
I did the swimming (2 and a half bloody hours with a 6 year old in a cold pool, it was fun though), Football, Golf, receiving of Father's Day gifts, and looking after about a dozen kids yesterday.

It was NIGHTMARISH.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:19, closed)
S'probably the sniffles
We want your germs woman, you can't pull out now!

Fnar.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:25, closed)
Snrrk
Ass muffins ... hur-hur, cool (in a Beavis and Butthead stylie)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:33, closed)
I'll be there on Thursday,
come what may.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:40, closed)
You better be...
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:43, closed)
Morning all!
Ah, Monday. Dontcha just love it?

Hope the sniffles clear up, crackie!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:47, closed)
ha ha
ass muffins!
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:33, closed)

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