Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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first ever question of the week.A couple of years back whilst out doing man shopping (looking at tv's stereos etc) with my mates, my friend Mike decided he needed to get new curtains or his missus would kill him. So off we trot to the curtain shop and and find this lovely old lady to help him find suitable stuff.
this is the best bit the first thing the old lady said was "so sonny, how big is your pole?" now i don't think i have ever seen 5 grown men be reduced to giggling schoolboys so fast. we ran in 5 diferent directions and when we though we were all out of earshot broke down into fits of laughter. then when we calmed down all we heard from the old lady was "oh grow up"
she didn't see the funny side and neither did mike as we left him stranded on his own trying not to laugh.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:36, 2 replies)
^I don't think there is any man who wouldn't snigger like a schoolboy when asked such a question.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:43, closed)
*Sniggers*like a schoolboy
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:35, closed)
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