Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Knobs and Knockers.This is a real company:
www.knobsandknockers.ie/Home/Home_Page/index.html
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:32, 4 replies)
Yep!They have a branch near Harrogate train station.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:34,
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my mum and Iin B&Q one time looking for door handles, almost caused a passing builder-type bloke to have a hernia. I (quite deliberately and with a straight face) stated that,
"If you can't find a knob you like in here, you'll never find one"
Poor guy didn't know where to look.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:43, closed)
Ooh like this one?www.onlineamiga.co.uk/stuff/knobs.jpg I think this was taken in Lincoln.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:48, closed)
Oh yeptheres one in Larkhall I'm sure, I used to snigger at it all the time.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:20,
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