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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Double Entendre
Last week I had a conversdation with my girlfriend on the differences on a double entendre and a sexual innuendo. She was still unsure about it and asked me to give her an example of a double entendre.

So I gave her one.

Be kind, first post.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:18, 7 replies)
without meaning to be overly harsh and critical
for your first post it might have been better not to post something that has been on here at least 5 times already this week
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:13, closed)
that is really quite brilliant...
why didn't i think of that !

"So I gave her one"
my oh my - what a hoot!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:27, closed)
Just try using original anecdotes and you'll be fine my friend.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:56, closed)
You only get one first post, y'know.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:02, closed)
Your coat
Let me get it for you.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:39, closed)
Not feeling quite so big now, eh Tom?
Nevermind. You'll get the hang of it. As the actress said to the bishop.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:42, closed)
You're all so mean!
Leave him alone!

*stands in front of Big Tom, brandishing a knife and a goat covered in baby oil*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:26, closed)

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