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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Collected Footballisms
Sliding in from behind
Handling in the box
Dribbling around the area
Jostling for the ball..
Going in hard
Putting long ones down the wings
An athletic lunge before going in deep and probing for weaknesses
The big one up front
Shooting straight in to the keepers hands.
Heads up for the big punt over the top
Squeezing one in from a tight angle
Hammering one home from the edge of the box.

Feel free to add.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:08, 8 replies)
The ponytailed 'keeper
Seaman dribbles out of the box...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:13, closed)
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Getting it into the box early.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:24, closed)
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tackle in the penalty box?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:27, closed)
Two out front
and one deep to accept roving balls.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, closed)

He's pushed that one too deep
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:45, closed)

A couple of big lads up front
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:41, closed)
You sir
disgust me
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:11, closed)
Er Thanks?
I think?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:04, closed)

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