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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:54)
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Agreed but..he keeps trotting out the same old chestnuts.
It begins to lose its lustre after a while. EDITED for plummy.
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Loses it is lustre after a while?(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:00, closed)
Yes plummy.(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:02, closed)
I think you need to swot up on your grammar use.(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:07, closed)
It is entirely appropriate in this case no?maybe save your critical responses for when it doesn't quite work. In this case it does. This is coming from someone who doesn't join in with the usual cross board arguments, and has no intention of doing so.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:15,
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Furry muff.I was in no way White Knighting Mr. Marshmallow.
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I should hope notwhat a fucking freak!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:27,
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Ringofyre follows me around and trolls me :'((, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:31, closed)
Plummy "grammar nazis" me! :((, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:36, closed)
It's El Plummo to you.(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:41, closed)
Nah, I like 'plummy'makes you seem nice and rosey red.
Or desirable.
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EL PLUMMO!(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:45, closed)
PUEL LOMM(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:48, closed)
MOLE LUMP!(
Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:11,
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Nice 1!(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:32, closed)
This isn't the cross board, it's the happy board.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:34,
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Someone should tell Jahled.(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:37, closed)
That was on /board, which is an entirely different kettle of fish. Also - given a baseball bat, a starless night, and Rory - don't tell me you wouldn't be tempted.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:49,
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He'd be walking funny for weeks.(, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:33, closed)
It would be the first funny thing he'd managed in whatever it is that he fondly refers to as his 'life'.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:38,
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Two internet hardmen, expressing a desire to take a bat to a fellow b3tan's legs!I'd link this as a new story, if it weren't so dull and self-referential.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:54,
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I was actually thinking of shoving it up his arse.And there you go.
An internet "hard"man.
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In fact, I believe Ringo was implying he'd shove said bat up Rory's arse. I, on the other hand, am not particularly fussy about the exact point of impact, and certainly never specified legs. That all said, I'd like to make it absolutely clear, in respect to the above messages, that I do not even own a baseball bat - although I think, should push come to shove, that I could probably borrow a Rounders bat. I will also make a mental note* to run everything by you in future, in order to avoid such misunderstandings as might arise from clearly tongue-in-cheek banter referencing a previous post on a comedy website.
* ie, a note reminding myself not to upset the mentals
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:11,
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Probably not a good idea.I'm not on here much, so you'd be looking at a 2 week turnaround on many of your posts. Less than ideal, I should imagine.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:18,
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