Whatever you do, don't tell him the transformer story.
It'll confuse him so much he might turn into a nonce.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:46, 4 replies)

Well, no. I wouldn't want to turn a man with a fetish for toys into some kind of dodgy pervy type

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:47, closed)

I love fresh electrical components...

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 21:48, closed)

So speaks the voice of experience

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:10, closed)

NO U

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:17, closed)

I'm not sure of your logic on this one,
I'm going off your fetish for childrens' toys.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:49, closed)

I'm going off your experience of noncing

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:04, closed)

But I haven't got any experience of noncing, nor of being nonced.
You, however, have a well documented fetish for toys and dead ropey women who look like you've paid them in class A narcotics.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:24, closed)

Save it for the judge, paedo

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:50, closed)

So that's libel right there then, yeah?
MODS!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:54, closed)

Angry, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 9:54, closed)

Who said I was angry?
I was celebrating getting an awesome new job in TVland yesterday :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 10:25, closed)

I like your idea of celebration.
I particularly like the bit where you spend the evening being upset on the internet and then pretend that your incoherent blubbing should be blamed on your inability to hold your booze.

I mean ... I can understand your need to get drunk in order to tolerate an evening in the squat with your heroin-drained missus. But you could at least pay the poor moll a bit of attention rather than complaining about your boredom to strangers on the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 13:02, closed)

Again, you think I'm upset
I was just enjoying the sport - now I'm full time employed again I won't have as much opportunity to wind up the shutins here
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 8:28, closed)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 9:57, closed)

There aren't enough clicks in the world for this.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:52, closed)

Cheers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 7:11, closed)

Well he's from the West Midlands and has lived on a council estate, so it's already a given that he's irredeemably thick and racist.
Noncing is only a few short steps from there.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 3:03, closed)

You're thinking of Monty

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 11:03, closed)

Oh do be quiet you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:18, closed)

Hahahaha
Hello Monty, still thick and racist, then?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:23, closed)

Do shut up, there's a dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:33, closed)

Oh Monts
Always with the zingy one-liners
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:38, closed)