It all started with an email.
It didn't seem all that romantic at first, just someone looking for help. Doctor Robert Akpabio contacted me about helping him with a wealthy patient whose family had moved to the states but there was a problem in getting money out to them. I was struck by his kindness. In further emails he stressed that he wanted none of the money and was just worried about his pateint, I also found the spelling errors endearing, and stressed that he was a real Doctor.

We have been emailing regularly for many months, I had to send him some money to keep his broadband active (I never knew there was such a problem with the service in Nigeria, did you?) and thankfully we have been chatting quite a bit. He sent me his photo and is the DOUBLE of Wesley Snipes (phwoar right?!?!?).

I've booked my plane tickets and fly out next week. We'll be able to help his patient too, whom I get to meet and hopefully we can sort out this mess with the bank. I'm not that bothered about money but I've been promised $10 mil! The exchange rate isn't what it once was but this should buy me and Robert a nice new life.

He hinted that he might like to marry me, OMG I'M SO EXCITED.

Thanks for reading this, wish me luck.
xx
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:19, 3 replies)

Oh gosh
Good luck MMPS! We're all rooting for you! SQUEEEAAALLL!! It's like that thing with the thing with Ross and Rachel and the thing!!!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:22, closed)

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( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:24, closed)