I met a lovely lady from the internet once. We went back to myspace and she had me googling all night at her funny jokes. I gave her a quick server using a winsock of course and managed to get away without getting a virus. We updated at her adobe the next weekend.

Unfortunately she had a bebo that cried all the time. Torrents of tears in fact but we shared Wine and I crashed at hers, after an embarrassing download in her powder room I might add. The next morning she sure looked a lot more pixelated up close, so much so that I threw up on my hairy self, full sickbeard.

I decided to collect my belonging and grab all my documents and go but thought it might not be very PC to rush off, and anyway it was raining and I didn’t have my mac. So quick as a flash I grabbed my floppy and tweaked it. My harddrive sprang into life and after a bit of ram from me and some handheld from her I came over her facebook before she could byte me.

That was the start of a beautiful relationship with an understanding that allowed hot swapping and portal abuse. Unfortunately last year she 404’d. Never mind, I’m untethered now.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:29, 4 replies)

looks like user error with your 3½" floppy.
but it was pretty vanilla.
throw yourself out a window.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:45, closed)

Very good

(McChinaman banned, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:47, closed)

Nothing like a nice geekgasm to start the day.
*click*
( .Yeti., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:59, closed)

Same happened to me in
1974.

I had a large Wang then.
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