Not exactly on topic but...you'll see where it fits (ooer Mrs etc)
As some of you know, I play the guitar, I'm divorced and (used to) study Aikido. These facts will all become relevant later.
As I was divorced, I had a flat with a spare bedroom, which I rented out to a mate from Aikido. With me so far?
Said mate had a brother (who also had studied Aikido) in a band - we went to see them on several occasions and a jolly good time was had by all. Mate's brother then started coming over to my place for jam sessions on my extensive collection of acoustic guitars, we started to perform in pubs, had many drunken nights together and became firm friends.
In the course of a conversation one night, mate's bro was waxing lyrical about a website he'd found that was hilarious and had pictures & stories on it and was a jolly nice place to hang out - in a cyber sense.
"Oh yeah, what's it called"? I asked
"B3TA" he replied.
"Fuck RIGHT off! Seriously?! I'm on there" I opined.
"No! I'm Pooflake" He said.
"Well fuck me rigid, I'm Captain Placid".

Admittedly it was only a few months that we'd both been B3TANs but it was a revelation that we'd known each other ore quite a while, jammed and gigged together but never knew we were both on B3TA.

And yes, we've met other B3TANs, all of whom seem normal.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:20, 7 replies)

Bizarre - I've discovered that at work I sit next to a long-time b3ta lurker
But that hardly counts as an intermeet.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:49, closed)

ME NORMAL?
PAH!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:38, closed)

I didn't say they WERE normal...
... only that they SEEMED normal!!

Wibble
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:33, closed)

I read this, hoping that you might turn out to be Steven Seagal.
What a dissappointment.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:43, closed)

how did he say it? Poo Flake or Poof Lake
it's always Poo Flake in my head.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:22, closed)

You are right sir...

but I also go by the name 'gay pond'.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:44, closed)

A short poem...
You'll always be,
Gay pond to me.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:25, closed)