You'd have to print it on waterproof paper.
To protect it from the tears, obviously.

And the jizz
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:59, 1 reply)

:(

( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:17, closed)

I was only going to say tears...
Then I decided I'd better get in there with the jizz before everyone else waded in.


...so to speak! There's a phrase I didn't expect to be typing when I woke up this morning :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:25, closed)

hee hee!
You said jizz
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:31, closed)

and the steaming
diareah.



(Yeah, I know. Can you spell it? Didn't think so)
(username failed moderation, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:54, closed)

Hahaha
I did a diarrhoea relief website for Johnson & Johnson once

it's permanently stamped into my brain now
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:44, closed)

I'm trying to work out,
having challenged you to spell it, and you did - whether you get props, or pity.

Under the circumstances, I think pity. Of all the things to be stamped into your brain . . .
(username failed moderation, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:25, closed)