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Monty Boyce asks: Have you ever had a real-life meet with somebody you first knew from the internet? How did it go? How long until the Asbo expires?

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:43)
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Horrid. Just bad.
I "met" a really cool chick in a Yahoo! game room. Played this game in tourneys with her and others for a year and IM'd with her back and forth during that time and talked on the phone quite a bit. She posted a photo, and yes, she was hot. On Christmas, she texted my phone and told me she loved me. I felt the same way. On my birthday in April, she had purchased me a round trip plane ticket to her home in Oklahoma. I live in Idaho and we were going to drive from Oklahoma to her birthplace in the Cajun swamps of Louisiana to attend a very large Cajun festival. When I got there, she was over 200 pounds larger than her photo. She was the same person, but the photo was taken when she was 18. When we stepped through the door of her house, I almost spewed the contents of my stomach all over her floor. The stench was ungodly. I had never smelled anything like that in my life and am still not sure what the hell it was. We didn't go to Louisiana and I spent a miserable week at her place wishing that I could just spontaneously cease to exist. The lies she told me were whoppers, too. Even though she was a very large person, I had never met a smaller person in my entire life. Her online personality and her real personality were two entirely different things. The only saving grace was that I only spent $4 of my own money for the entire trip. I had never been so far out of my comfort zone in my life, and I am known not to care about that too much. I had never been happier to get home in my entire life, and that includes summer camp when I was 10 years old and combat in Kuwait.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 4:32, 6 replies)
Right. To recap
1) paid for your trip
2) was a massive fatty - even though " she was a very large person, I had never met a smaller person in my entire life."
3)had a stinky home that was unacceptable to you.

However YOU;
1) still stayed there for the entire week
2) bludged off her the entire time
3) have never heard of paragraphs.

Ye reap what ye sow, chief.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 5:06, closed)
So....did you?

(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 7:17, closed)
I was gunna ask.
But was too polite.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 7:31, closed)
Just more cushin
for the pushin
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 19:54, closed)

So did you SHAG her?
you can tell us,no-one knows who you are!
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:57, closed)
The last sentence was a winner
so i clicked
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:29, closed)

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