Alex....
"oh hey, you've got a txt off someone called Alex Mini, who's that?"
*passes phone to mrs b*
"errrrrm, this is awkward" she says
"Why?"
"eeeerrrr well he's one of two Alex's I used to chat to on MSN and he used to give me lifts places in return for blowjobs"
"oh right, thats completely normal"
"yeahh, he's Alex mini cos thats what car he had tho, he's got a massive dick, thats why I had to stop getting lifts in the end"
"fucking brilliant"

i dont really want to write the words 'insert' 'lenghth' or 'gag' to be honest.
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:54, 5 replies)

"so what's the txt?"
"oh, he's picking me up in 5..."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:02, closed)

so is she any good at it?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:56, closed)

What she's not telling you is that she's still sucking him off, just not getting lifts.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:01, closed)

You're missus
is a whore?

I suppose that if this all took place during a period of high petrol prices, then you can at least take comfort in the fact that she's not cheap.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:14, closed)

But really
she's only saving her own petrol money. Would be better if Mister B pimped her in some sort of mini-cab arrangement.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:35, closed)