I recently met someone else online
who shares my love of the theatre and jazz. In fact they've invited me to a scat play tonight, which I gather is some sort of cabaret. They warned me that it can be a bit corny, but it should be fun anyway.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:22, 7 replies)

I hear there is a female duet that busk at this type of soiree.
Just make sure you give when they rattle the cup at the end...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:30, closed)

Sounds perfectly innocent to me!
Enjoy yourself, take some breath mints with you, just in case you get lucky!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:03, closed)

It should be a blast!
However, those people can be a bit anal, if you get my drift
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:59, closed)

Scat and corn....
Lovely stuff!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:40, closed)

If you get asked to thump on the tub
by a certain young lady at the gig - I'd dodge that 1 if I were you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:11, closed)

It'll be nuts!

(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:14, closed)

This would be more funny
If you hadn't done it ~27 times before.
( MatJ LOOK, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:24, closed)