b3ta.com qotw
We have made a book of all the best @fesshole confessions. Buy it now as the ideal gift for that horrible member of your family who only laughs at bad things. BUY THE FESSHOLE BOOK
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Meeting people from the internet » Post 1403022 | Search
This is a question Meeting people from the internet

Monty Boyce asks: Have you ever had a real-life meet with somebody you first knew from the internet? How did it go? How long until the Asbo expires?

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:43)
Pages: Popular, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

Found love again
Sorry, this is a fluffy one

As a few ‘old timers’ here may remember, I was tragically widowed in 2007 when my wife suffered a very rapid and chronic descent into severe mental illness. She took her own life by jumping in front of a tube train.

It was horrendous & I died that day with her. I was inconsolable &.desolate

Then after a year I started getting bored with my right hand (besides I kept thinking of doing it with her) so I decided that I should find someone to shag. Not for love coz I realised that after Sue I would never love again (I was 44), I just wanted a shag, basically. Well, come on. Like you wouldn’t?

So I signed up with a ‘dating’ site looking for larfs, like.

Within two months I met my lovely Marie. We met (in real life) on a first date & didn’t even kiss. Then we arranged dinner a couple of weeks later - managed a kiss then. YAY!.

Three & half years later she has moved in & we’re like a couple of teenagers. Can’t keep our hands off each other. We’re so happy together. Everyone says we were made for each other. My friends adore her, her friends adore me & we adore each other. We're engaged & plan to marry in 2013 in Mauritius (her homeland). Sickening, isn’t it? & we’re both nearly 50. Not many people get a second chance in life.

Funny when I’ve met people who say how sorry they are for me after what I’ve been through. I say: “But I’ve had the love of not one, but two wonderful women in my life. How lucky am I? Plenty of people don’t even get one."

It’s lovely. It’s fluffy. & I fucking deserve it, thank you very much.

(apols: width, depth, etc…)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:02, 15 replies)
Aww
Click because you made me smile and you are right - you are very lucky :)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:34, closed)
In a strange kind of way
That was beautiful.
Thanks for sharing.
Clicky
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:02, closed)
having known love like that twice is awesome
having to lose it once is a pain i'm not sure i could handle.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 0:25, closed)
Hooray
for middle aged love!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:04, closed)
Aww! I especially like the part
when you tell everyone how happy you are that your wife died.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:49, closed)
Extrapolation-cnut ftw.

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:56, closed)
You cunt.

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:11, closed)
Praise from caesar
is praise indeed.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:25, closed)
;)

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:42, closed)
Excellent.
RELEASE THE KITTENS OF FLUFF!!!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:27, closed)
This is all very heartwarming
in the appropriate places and gets a click and all that, but I'm sure you'll understand when I say it does slightly make we want to vomit.

No offence.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:45, closed)
Old people,
having sex.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:06, closed)
* bowk *

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:48, closed)
I can very much identify with this...
Losing Jess was the hardest thing I've ever been through, and I knew I'd never be happy again.

I feel very lucky indeed to be in the situation I am now.

*clicks*
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:33, closed)
More excellence
MORE KITTENS!!!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:54, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1