In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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a career in the army - no thankswell last year my school went to this open day telling us about careers in the army.
one of the things there was a huge army assault course. they had to pick six kids from our class to do it.
i got picked with two of my friends and three boys. when my two friends found out that we were being timed and saw the size of the course they dropped out.
so in the end it was me, another girl and four boys. so as we were ready to start there was a cocky peroxide blonde drill sergant who's haircut looked like pubes telling us what to do.
as we started he decided to follow me yelling at the top of his lungs "faster,faster you melon faster" this pissed me off
i was trying to go fast but he was distracting me so i fell off the bridge an some really nice army man helped me.
i missed out running round these cones and peroxide blonde army man tried his best not to swear at me infront of my teacher. saying things like "no you doughnut you missed the cones you melon faster faster you yoghurt pot" he carried on like this for a while.
if i wasn't with school i would have got down and told him he could shove his peroxide blonde pube cut head up a cone .
but me being with school i couldn't say any of that so once i recovered from this i decided to stare him out.
somehow i don't think he found a 15 year old goth girl very intimidating - no matter how scary my make up was.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 19:44, Reply)
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