In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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Sadly, not my storyMy old roommate served in the First Gulf War. For R&R, they would put them on cruise ships in the Persian Gulf.
One of my roommate's friends was a HUGE and rather goofy redneck from Alabama named Bubba. Seriously, that's what he went by.
One night on a ship, Bubba had a few too many and was stumbling down the hallway back to his room. Coming the other way was an attractive young lady also on R&R. Losing motor control, Bubba body checks her into the wall, at the same time losing control of his anal sphincter. Not as bad as it could have been, but he let rip a loud, juicy noxious fart just as he crushed her into the wall.
Looking sheepish, Bubba said as sincerely as he could: "Sorry I farted on you."
Then a look of total disgust came over him and he screamed at the top of his lungs "BITCH!!!"
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 20:31,
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