In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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Basic Training RAF SwinderbyFinally finish basic and have a mighty piss up. Entire Sqdn gets back to barracks and jump into bed (our own) fully clothed.
Enter female Sqdn OC 'well done' she says spots one of the lads is clothed and comes out with the immortal line 'I want you all undressed and in bed 5 mins'.
She about turns and leaves with the di staff Sgt.
5 mins later in she comes walks upto Daz's bed whips back the covers to find an inebriated young man nursing a boner to end all boners cos an officer had told him to get his kit off.
Cue red faced OC an apopleptic Sgt and a week of scrubbing the block for 3Sqn 15 Flt.
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juanking ...and then it fell off, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 0:33,
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