In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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army boysare another breed entirely. my ex was one.
they once spent a whole evening seeing who could fit the most brown m & ms up their arse.
another night dressed as women. my friend amy said politely to the shaven gorilla in the sugar baby pink wool mini dress, "i do hope you're wearing underwear under there."
to which he flipped up the skirt, considered himself, and finally announced:
"nope. that's my c*ck".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 16:53,
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