In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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I've never been in the army but...I remember once I went paintballing with a mate of mine. We got to the place and there was the usual crowd of people and this one bloke from the TA. Now I'm saying the TA is shit, but it is, and this bloke obviously thought because he was in the TA he was a one man SAS squad and tried his best to look hard in front of his girlfriend but ended up looking like a bit of a twat who didnt know what he was doing
Anyway the funniest part of this little experience was when he was on the opposite team to me and my mate and we had a kick ass defencive position. So along comes action man ducking and diving trying to look professional, he then procedes to 'take cover' in a ditch whilst me and said friend shoot him repeatedly in the head. He walks off the field looking like he's just been told he had penis cancer. HA!
(, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 17:47, Reply)
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