In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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Scary people from St. Helena..Work in the mess at mpa.
We thought that there was a chance that at least 2 of them could possibly be classified under the darwinian system as human females, but we never were sure. As such, one of them was nicknamed (affectionately) as the silverback.
The guy who lived opposite me found out at close range that they have at least one hole down there.
He got so drunk that he thought it would be a good idea to shag one (she thought it would be a good idea to shag him, and he had no say in the matter).
Unfortunately for my mate, this wasn't a snatch-22 situation (where you have to get so drunk to shag something that you can't get it up anyway), and proceeded to do the deed with an 18st (250 lb) monster whose body hair could have clothed the entire population of ethiopia, and whose body fat could have fed them for a decade.
He's now married to a nice girl who occasionally indulges in minor lesbian tricks while drunk at parties.
I still don't think it was worth it
(, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 10:45, Reply)
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