In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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I've never been a soldier tooBut when I left school I worked as a security guard and our uniform was RAF blue. Twunts in my office told me to pick up an armourmed van from Stockwell and bring it back to South Wales. Tossers didn't tell me that the next stop on the underground was Brixton and it was the height of the riots. I spent 25 minutes on the underground with my parka zipped up so I looked like Kenny of South Park in 100 degrees C so I wouldn't get a burning tyre wrapped aound my neck. Got my own back though, I fuggin wrote off the van later. Supervisor lost an eye and and his boss became a raging alcho
(, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 19:43, Reply)
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