Inventions You're Too Lazy To MakeI was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
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rob, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
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Chickens that lay hand grenadesyou feed them nitro glycerine and theis becomes impregnated into the eggs that they lay, thus creating hand grenades.
Chcikens will become a vital part of every infantary unit
but you'd better make sure your soldiers don't go hungry and want some drumsticks
ps: the "bowel stimulator" exists, I didn't invent it but I am currently trying to build a portable version, Ninja science RULES!!!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 10:12,
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