Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make
I was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
( , Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
I was making myself a coffee and didn't have a spoon. I poured the coffee directly from the jar into the cup. I thought, "wouldn't it be great if there was a nozzle on the top that could dispense just one measure of coffee? Woo. That would solve the problem of others making your coffee too weak too. Just say, 'two shakes for me. I like it strong.'" So the question is... what inventions have you thought up in idle moments that might just change the world?
( , Wed 7 Apr 2004, 23:45)
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Burberry Detector
This is probably getting a bit to close to the the eugenics debate but...
Doctors/professors/whoever invents 'stuff' should develop an easy to administer genetic test for newborn babies that can ascertain wether the child will grow up to be a scally/chav/redneck (whatever you like to call the moronic-morally-fashionably challenged). If they are likely to wear too much burberry in their teens the child can be dealt with.
I've tried inventing this test but examining genes with a magnifying glass is quite difficult.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2004, 12:19, Reply)
This is probably getting a bit to close to the the eugenics debate but...
Doctors/professors/whoever invents 'stuff' should develop an easy to administer genetic test for newborn babies that can ascertain wether the child will grow up to be a scally/chav/redneck (whatever you like to call the moronic-morally-fashionably challenged). If they are likely to wear too much burberry in their teens the child can be dealt with.
I've tried inventing this test but examining genes with a magnifying glass is quite difficult.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2004, 12:19, Reply)
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