People who don't drink
How on God’s green earth can you get through an event - such as a crap wedding, without said accompanying drink to lube you through the evening.

It's because you get stuck next to some boring twat who doesn't drink and has got all his/her faculties in order and can spend the entire night telling you why they don’t feel the need to drink or don't like it.

Just chill out and let’s get pissed!
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:48, 10 replies)

I only know one person who doesn't drink
he never mentions it, and is good company whatever the occasion.

The rest can fuck off.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:49, closed)

My girlfriend doesn't drink
Linked to a parasite-induced health crisis when she lived in Nigeria, but still something of a pain in the arse. Though she doesn't seem to mind me drinking, so it's like having my own free taxi! What do I win (apart from liver cirrhosis)?
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:51, closed)

it's my soon to be brother-in-law
he doesn't object to people drinking, just doesn't dig it himself.

to be honest, a lot of the time you'd have a hard time telling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:54, closed)

I don't really drink, I don't not drink eaither, I just don't like the taste of alchole and it puts me in servear pain for a few days afterwards if I drink to excess due to medical reasons.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:58, closed)

I only ever drink to excess due to medial reasons
I'm an alcoholic, see

It doesn't prevent me constructing cogent sentences, though.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:03, closed)

hahaha, lol, alcholic. Funny.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:40, closed)

Some of us have
very good reasons to not drink.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:20, closed)

You know why these boring twats sit there giving you reasons why they don't drink?
It's because of boring twats who constantly ask for reasons why... "whaaaaaat your not drinking? What's *wrong* with you? You antisocial or what? You driving? gwaaaaaan havva drink gwaAAAAN", etc.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:13, closed)

Its just easier to lie
I avoid mentioning that I dont drink to most people to save this from happening, if they seem the militant non-thinker-drinker type I just tell them I'm driving to move things along. If they persist then I have the right to call them a tit for trying to make someone drink and drive.
(markthatiscalledmark, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:25, closed)

Alright I take it all back
I hate myself!

and the kids on my supersweet 16
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:40, closed)