The people who put messages on motorway signs
Seriously, what sort of no-brain wank rag thinks the message "QUEUE CAUTION - 40" is useful when the traffic is stationary? Do these people actually use motorways?

Hey, I'm in Leicestershire and the sign says there's an accident on the M2 in Kent. Wonderful! Shame I'm not going anywhere near there, isn't it. They'll mention the one over a hundred miles away but not the one a couple of miles down the road until you're slap bang on top of it and looking at the rear end of some retard who's decided to stop and have a good look. All I get is "QUEUE CAUTION", "QUEUE AHEAD", or some equally useless message instead of what I really want is how far away and how long do I have to wait?
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:46, 3 replies)

I hate
"Possible Queues Ahead"

So what? The queue I'm currently stuck in is an impossible one?

Idiots.

See also "Use both lanes".
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:54, closed)

One of these did amuse me once
The message was "Check Your Fuel Level"...and the sign was about 200 yards after the exit of a service station.

It would have been complete if the next matrix sign had said "Told You So".
(FirstBendBunching All four back please..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:28, closed)

Yeah, I hate these too.
There are all sorts up here in my neck of the woods. How about "RESPECT ROAD WORKERS" or "IN WINTER CONDITIONS PLAN YOUR JOURNEY". What a load of bollocks. People will eventually stop reading them on the basis that for the most part they're inane nonsense, then when there's a genuine message to be conveyed we're all fucked.
( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:23, closed)