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People who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?

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(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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It's not about being "new"
It's about HOW and WHY the "new" additions to the language came about.

Yes, language evolves. But there's a difference between an intelligent, educated person turning a noun into a verb because he consciously realises that there's a gap in the language - and a dim fuckwit who simply doesn't KNOW how to speak English, and makes a mistake because he's thick - which is then absorbed, meme-fashion, among his chav friends.

I'm a grammar pedant. It's something I have thought a lot about over the years: why this is so. My conclusion is not that I despise poor English use per se - but I simply despise stupid people.

It's the same with people who say "0207" and "0208". There's nothing inherently evil about such things - just that they're indicative of a person who simply doesn't give a shit in life, and doesn't pay attention to the world around them and how it works.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:59, 3 replies)
Aye, there's the rub
I think you've helped me to a better understanding of my condition, it's not really a grammar thing for me, but rather I hate elitest snobbery. 'Stupid thick people' and 'chavs' are usually the source for most new language creation...listen to some hip hop or read some poetry (Emily Dickinson for instance)... rarely follows any syntactical rules but amazing nonetheless. Before the beatles nobody would have dared speak with a liverpool accent on tv... now accents are everywhere.

Necessary grammar it language syntax not meaning create order minds
sense thought pervade expression self words fun metaphor image... yes.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:20, closed)
Erm
Regarding accents: they have nothing to do with intelligence. You're right in that before the Beatles' time, broadcasters were elitist by only ever using RP accents. But the thing is, there's nothing wrong with different accents. And it's good that the views were relaxed.

Regarding poetry for example: you can be quite sure that any established poet employs extremely deliberate use of language. I am not familiar with the works of Emily Dickinson, but from what you say I take it that she uses non-standard English. Okay - but that's fine. The reason it's fine is because I am sure she DOES (or did?) know how to speak standard English, but made a deliberate decision not to do so, for the sake of artistic variety and interest.

This is completely different to when a stupid person simply does not care about correct English use - and when they make a mistake, they don't even know whether it's right or wrong!

You talk of "elitist snobbery". But you need to understand that there are two different things here. A BBC controller in the 1940s decreeing that the only correct variety of English is Received Pronounciation, and forbidding any accents, could well be considered an elitist snob. A person who is able to distinguish between a) intelligent people who care about their language, and b) those who don't - is not an elitist snob, but simply sees the world for what it is.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:12, closed)
I would just like to apologise
about taking the piss a bit. Trouble was, the initial post was full of errors (by conventional standards) and therefore ripe for a piss-take. I write for a living and I'm forever correcting other people's writing. I don't really care how people speak, but I do care about the written language. Not that it's really important in the overall scheme of things. Anyway, you seem like a decent sort. Peace.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:00, closed)
Quite right.
The area code for London is 01. This 020 nonsense is just not cricket.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:31, closed)
This gets my goat.
Especially those who insist that it's "020" followed by the 'actual' number. I don't care if the official line is that "020" is the London area code: all inner London numbers start with 0207 and all outer London numbers start with 0208, so the area code for inner London is 0207 and the code for outer London is 0208. Want to know roughly where a business is located? Look at the area code: it's what it's there for.

If you want to get arsey and technical about it, then arguably {London} = 020, where {London} contains {Inner London} and {Outer London} and values of 0207 and 0208 are attributed to {Inner London} and {Outer London} respectively, but this argument is never advanced. People prefer to insist that "London is 020" while bursting several blood vessels around their eyes and staining their audience's clothing with spittle.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:39, closed)
Bollocks
New (020) 8xxx xxxx are now allocated in central London also.

Learn your facts.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:56, closed)
well, years ago whilst working for BT we would not use the leading 0
Every fucking number has it so why state it. And the correct number is all the numbers. No other number will do if you want to make a call. Put a space where you fucking well want. It doesn't matter. Unless you are working in the exchange and need it for a cab box. It doesn't matter a fucking jot. There are no spaces - you can't press space. now fuck off....

A year of working the 100 line sets me against you number plebs.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:46, closed)
"0" was the trunk line prefix, as I recall
All it did was tell the exchange that the subsequent string of digits should be routed externally.

So yes, the actual area code doesn't have an initial nought, but omitting the initial nought means that things don't work. It might not be part of the area code in fact, but it is in practice.

However, Galactic Yeti's point about 0207 and 0208 falls down if he tries to place an intra-London telephone call without the initial 7 or 8.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 2:27, closed)
"an intelligent, educated person turning a noun into a verb because he consciously realises that there's a gap in the language"
Go read something about language change (this perhaps - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Vowel_Shift ) then come back and and try to justify this ridiculous statement.
There's a reason that linguists and grammar pedants are mutually exclusive groups.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 5:40, closed)

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